Tag: Hand Job
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Sequel to After Such Knowledge. Michael lends John a helping hand after the events in "Common Ground."
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
A Complete Analysis of the Situation by
Lorne thinks things will be different this time.
A Dream Fulfilled by
Aiden awakens in John's bed with no memory of how he came to be there.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
A Way Of Holding On by
John and Ronon give Rodney one last time with them before he fades away completely.
Lists: Threesomes and moresomes master list, Sheppard/Dex thematic fic index
Advantage by
An alien mark makes John want to please Rodney any way possible.
All Wet (Yeah, You Might Need a Raincoat) by
John and Cam get caught in the rain.
Atlantis City Limits by
John wins a not-guitar in a raffle on P3R-242. Turns our Rodney knows how to play one.
Because That's All He Was by
John thinks he knows his Major. Does he?
Before the Fall by
For a place that was the Pegasus version of Neverland, M7G-677 had gone through some changes.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Bound and Determined by
Rodney had been lying there, bound hand and foot, forever. Where the hell was his rescue party?
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Boys and Their Toys by
John needs help getting out of a sticky situation. Lorne comes to his rescue.
Breaking the Mold by
This wasn’t like he’d simply been turned into a girl. That might be a little cool, for a while. But just knowing this body wasn’t his, that it had an original owner, one that would be getting it back, made him nervous about how he treated this body.
Carpet Diem by
John's pretty sure his original assessment of the situation is correct when a loose half-circle of men holding guns surround them, but it's not as though he can crow about it, not when a quick glimpse over his shoulder shows a vine-covered ravine so deep that he can't see the bottom.
Caught by
When John wakes up, he's in a hive ship and tied to a chair.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Chasing the Dragon by
Z's an interesting compound. It makes people malleable but not weak-willed, even though there are ways around stubbornness. It's also been used as an aphrodisiac, a painkiller, and a backdoor to dream sleep. Quick-acting and long-lasting, Z allows people to access greater brainpower, manifests as temporary strength and agility, and is deadly addictive.
Lists: McKay/Sheppard thematic fic index, Rare pairings slash index
Doctor's Orders by
“You are NOT the person you pretend to be, Carson Beckett!”
Don't believe everything you're told by
Lorne learns that he should pay more attention to the botanists.
Ecclesiastes by
When Cam comes home to find John sleeping on his couch, he has no idea what they're in for. AU from 'The Return' on.
Element of Distraction by
NC-17
Sequel to Sleight of Hand, Slip of Tongue
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Erotic Capital by
He claims to "never see it coming", but that's a deliberate lie.
Festivities by
To access the Stargate, they need to go through a sexual ceremony with the Divine One.
First Contact by
Sequels: Sleight of Hand, Slip of Tongue ; Element of Distraction (NC-17)
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Get A Grip by
Rodney gets himself into a bind, and Ronon goes the extra mile to help him out of a tough situation.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Golden Gate Strait (The Suspension, Truss Arch, and Structural Engineering Remix) by
Habituation by
Links to all parts of the series can be found in the index.
He Shoots, He Scores by
12 hours, once a month, oh what to do with the time????
Helping Hand by
After an accident offworld, John needs a helping hand.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Heroes With A Plan by
Being brave and reaping the benefits can be easy. Just, not this time.
Holy Seed by
Having to watch two of her superior officers jerk each other off as a fertility ritual was definitely the most surreal experience of her career.
Home Is Where Comfort Is by
Cam tries to cheer Lt Col Sheppard up.
Houseplants by
John maybe likes David even more than his favorite houseplant. Part of The Lost Language of Flowers series.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
I'll Be What I Am by
One month after John almost died in the desert, his old partner tracks him down.
In Which Rodney Dates, John is Curious, and Cadman Helps by
Keep the Home Fires Burning by
**Wanted: One stoic warrior type for casual sex, maybe more. Must be passionate, occasionally submissive, always inscrutable, and patient with repression, military command protocol, and attempted martyrdom.** The series follows Season 2 throughout.
Last Stand by
It was Dr. Zelenka's idea, and Ronon thought that must have really angered McKay, because it was working. But Ronon didn't care whose idea it was. Wraith were dying.
Laundry by
John and Evan have some fun while doing much-needed laundry.
Lesson of the Day by
John asks his riding instructor for a make-up lesson. WARNING: Underage sex.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Lighter Than Air by
The Ml'suk have harbored a grudge for thousands of years, and they have no qualms about using Sheppard as a pawn in their manipulations. Teyla, Ronon, and Rodney have to play by the rules or risk forfeiting John's life.
Making Amends by
To save Ronon, John has to "spill his seed on the Sacred Grove". Rodney helps.
More by
John wants his new Major to relax which leads to friendship and more.
Naked Under These Clothes by
Sequel: Finest Clothes Beneath
Lists: McKay/Sheppard thematic fic index, McKay/Sheppard thematic fic index
On the Bright Side by
"Oh, come on, Parrish. I'm not stupid enough to touch the weird alien plant life again."
Once More With Feeling (It's Not Enough To Be A Genius Remix) by
Rodney doesn't know what to do with failure. Remix of: Once More With Feeling
Open Your Eyes by
John is hired as the new football coach. Rodney is subbing as physics teacher for his sister.
Parking Lot by
Sheppard's not exactly happy about being reassigned to SGC, but an encounter in the parking lot makes him think that it might not be so bad after all.
Puppetry of the Person by
Sometimes, John and Rodney can be dicks
Pure Bodies and Clean Hearts by
John has to go through a painful purification process.
Race Ya by
Inspired by Fast Cars. John and Cam go for a ride.
Rainy Afternoon by
It's a rainy afternoon, and John's in a funk.
Restraint by
It may not be a good idea, but that's never stopped them before.
Roommates by
A commentfic with art by aesc, Rated R - Prequel: Martha Stewart's Private Hell
San Fransisco by
A chance meeting will change John Sheppards future...and Dean Winchester's as well.
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Sex. Lust And Videotape by
Rodney leaves his video camera running in a storage room. When he retrieves it, he finds more than just static footage of shelves on it.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Should Have Done This Sooner by
Ronon forcibly encourages a relationship with Sheppard.
Sides by
Thirty-one stories written in thirty-one days. Each one is part of one verse, and each one is in some way Sheppard/Lorne.
Simple Truths by
Part 2. Things aren’t as simple as they seem (Written before Todd got his name; he goes by 'Dave' in this fic).
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Some After Effects Are Normal by
Remix of Side Effects May Vary.
Sore Subject by
Three weeks on the Daedalus from Earth to Atlantis is not a good scenario when your ex is on-board.
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Stay Beside Me Where I Lie by
Sequel to In the Absence of a Place to Be.
Steal the Thunder From the Sky by
Sequel to The Towers On The Heights Reach To Heav'n's Own Blue.
Straight Down the Center by
O'Nell makes Cam babysit John while he's stuck on earth again after pulling his Atlantis-saving stunt in The Return.
Stranded by
Stuck in a jumper together. Sequel: Like Pegasus Triple A, But With Added Unwarranted Imprisonment.
Stranded by
(NC17) Nominated for the SGA Diversification Award - McKay/Beckett, Drama
That Time on P3X-999. by
While Atlantis is parked on Earth, John gets assigned to SG-1 for a few missions. On this particular mission Mitchell takes him on a detour through the woods. They compare Pegasus and the Milky Way and get caught in a torrential downpour.
The Casualties of Truth by
A body is a body is a body, but blood and brains... now, those are special. Vital. The soldier, above all other men, is required to practice the greatest act " sacrifice.
The Cave by
They have to take refuge in a cave. Shower sex in chapter two.
The Closet by
"I had totally given you the 'out of limits' sign!"
The Johnny Cash Variations by
Colonel Cameron Mitchell, USAF (Ret.) and current sheriff of Esmeralda County, Nevada, has a routine.
The Kids Are Alright by
Big Bang 2008. Forks in the Road: Outcast - John goes back to Earth with Rodney in addition to Ronon.
The Meaning of Unlocked Doors by
Late night rovings and unlocked doors ensue...
The Neighborly Detective and the Tragic Woobie Widower Verse by
Detective John Sheppard starts his new life in suburbia and becomes steadily captivated by his neighbor, Dr. Rodney McKay, and his son Timothy. This fic started because I wondered why Rodney never got to be the tragic woobie widower in fic.
There's No Point In Fighting It... by
Sparring practice leads to a more ... satisfying form of exercise.
Things Left Unsaid by
Because there's a difference between John freaking out and giving him a rough hand job against a wall, and John deep-throating him like he's been waiting for it all his life.
Through the Noise to the Sea by
John has time to realize that those fingers are webbed and then the involuntary laughter about finding a mermaid interferes with his already questionable grip on breathing, and he passes out.
Tin Can Telephone Party Line by
Evan’s mouth was hot; hotter still when his tongue did that… that tongue swirly thing.
To Have & To Hold by
The IOA decide that because Rodney has never been in a successful long term relationship while on Atlantis, that he lacks certain leadership skills. John however, can't bare the thought of Rodney leaving, so comes up with a cunning plan.
Twice Blessed by
McKay/Keller -> McKay/Sheppard/Keller -> McKay/Sheppard
Even when things are peaceful, John can't seem to keep from doing dangerous things.
Lists: McKay/Sheppard thematic fic index, Threesomes and moresomes master list
Under the Covers by
: From across the room, John spotted Evan, the shivering man standing out like a brightly lit distress beacon. "Evan!” He called out, reaching an arm up to mark out his position.” “Over here!” Letting out a relieved sigh, Evan made his way over to the row of smaller couches and stood awkwardly at the end. “Hey, get over here.” John patted the space beside him. “And don't worry, I've got plenty of space," John said innocently (well, as innocent as he ever got), patting the space beside him.
Untitled Bath-Time Fun by
John and Todd relax in one of the Atlantean tubs.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Waiting for My Real Life to Begin by
Rodney turns 40, dates Jennifer, kisses John and finds an Ancient weapons lab. Sequel: A Month Of
What Else are Best Friends For? by
Carson/Cadman/Radek implied.
What Happened Before, and After, and a Little Bit During by
Coda to I Can Kill You With My Brain.
What I Meant To Say by
AMTDI, bondage, boots, bottom!John... what more do you need for the holidays? Warning, AMTDI noncon/dubcon issues apply.
When you know you were born to fly by
John is a commercial pilot, Rodney is a difficult passenger.
