Tag: Humour
(when one thing leads to another) Follow Along by
Sheppard is wholly to blame. Again.
10 Reasons Why Everyone Thinks They're Gay For Each Other by
What the title says...
A Betting Man by
In which Rodney is suspicious - and rightly so.
A Complete Analysis of the Situation by
Lorne thinks things will be different this time.
A Momentary Lapse of Sanity by
Part of the Dramatic Exit series.
A Muppet Fetish isn't a sign of Good Moral Character by
This is crackfic in episode form. Do not eat or drink while reading.
A Perfect Match by
Looking up, John noticed the fake mistletoe -- now glowing a cheerful, radiant red -- at the same time Rodney did.
A Pointless Story by
Sexy, sweaty John is one of Rodney's favorite things.
A paradox is not a contradiction: three oxymorons Rodney McKay learnt to live with by
John/Rodney, oxymoron, kindness, and ivory
Accidental Vampire by
Aliens made John a vampire. John did the rest on his own.
Accidents Happen by
Almost made it to when, oh fuck, he realized he'd just kissed John Sheppard.
Aliens Made Them Fuck It Up by
Bad sex, cultural misunderstandings, devious aliens, and John and Rodney. Made for each other.
Aphorism by
There were some duties John would rather avoid.
April 1st in the City of the Ancients by
Rodney isn’t falling for this.
Ardhanarishvara by
"Tell me, Colonel, did you take a look around and think, hey, it's the Planet of Sex Changes?"
Atlantis Summer Camp by WIP
Atlantis is a summer camp and Rodney gets talked into being a counselor. Part 2
Attack of the Electrified Zaaga Beast by
John will never reveal his source.
Back In Time by
When an Ancient device is accidentally activated, it sends John and Cam back to their second year together at the Air Force Academy in 1985. The two men quickly realize they have to stick to the original time line, or risk messing up the future. But sticking to a time line is easier said than done.
Bad Hair Day by
Rodney never even noticed Sheppard's hair until it was already some kind of bizarre running joke on Atlantis. He certainly never thought he'd care if it changed.
Battery Operated by
Atlantis goes into lock-down and John's plans for the evening go FUBAR.
Because we all know how well this worked out on Caprica by
“Okay, let’s get this straight,” Rodney says, clapping his hands together and staring hard at John. “Your name is John Sheppard and you’re a twenty year old exchange student from a nudist colony in Siberia.”
Beware of Wraith Bearing Gifts by
In which John is clueless, Todd is confused, and everyone else is both amused and bemused at the same time.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Breakage by
In Rodney's fantasies, it's always John in control and taking charge, gripping him tight and kissing him breathless.
Buff In The Bluff by
The things they are willing to do to make new friends...
Off-world mission, humour, nudity.
Butterscotch by
Links to all parts of the series can be found in the index.
Captain Kirk and Dr McCoy by
Captain Kirk is the TV character John Sheppard plays in real life.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Caught in the Gravitational Pull of Onderon. by
Rodney is sure of only two things when Jeannie decides to come back to Atlantis for a short research project: the city is not big enough for both of them and he's grateful for his accrued vacation time.
Causality by
Rodney ogles the chieftan's daughter's rear and gets them into trouble.
Celebratory drabble: End of DADT by
Cam breaks the good news to the Atlantis personnel.
Chopin, Schubert, and Wolfgang Puck by
John owns a piano store and Radek's just looking.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Christmas drabbles by
A series of slashy drabbles all written for and about Christmas.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index, Sheppard/Dex thematic fic index, Sheppard/Lorne thematic fic index, Sheppard/Mitchell thematic fic index
Clarity of Message by
Cam (with a little help from John) lures Lorne and Davis out on a double-date.
Clean Start by
Ronon introduces John to some Satedan New Year traditions.
Coming Out Sideways by
"Let me clarify. What’s in it for me that I’m not already getting?"
Comment Fic: girl!Cam by
When Cam goes to Atlantis, he didn't think that even he would change this much.
Comment fic - AMTDI by
Space nuns Made Them Do It and Cam forgot the emergency lube.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Comment fic - Mensa membership by
Mockery is a sign of love.
Comment fic - Sateda's marriage rituals by
Sateda's marriage rituals turn out to be completely different from any marriage rituals John knew from Earth.
Comment fic: End of DADT by
A marine steals a kiss from John, who in turn steals a kiss from Ronon.
Concussions from Butterflies by
It’s shocking and remarkable how easily John says "I love you" when they start messing around.
Congrats, You've Met Your Match (The Space Captain Remix) by
Remix of Takes One To Know One. Kirk meets his match.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Counterpoint by
Rodney writes and conducts symphonies and needs someone to manage the other parts of his life. Other stories in the series: Cadence; Continuo; Caesura
Cultural Exchange by
"What does he think we are, Fine Arts majors?" Rodney grumbled.
DADT, Timing and Muffins by
DADT's been repealed but nothing's changed. Yet.
DNA or Die by
"You activated the medical database collection apparatus. Now it wants your DNA," Rodney reports.
Dark Places, Deep Water, Crowds, and Ducks. by
Rodney was sure he'd never seen the stranger before, he'd remember that smile. And the hair.
Denial and Discovery by
A ritual interrogation on a friendly planet.
Disco Fever by
When John was first handed a brightly coloured invitation with the words ANNUAL ATLANTIS DISCOTECH printed in bold black text across the front he wasn’t quite sure what to think, except that maybe Elizabeth had finally lost her mind.
Discontinuity by
Main story in the Discontinuity Series.
Discoveries by
A surprise visit turns into a surprise of a different sort.
Dog Day Afternoon by
He hated to think about it, but maybe he should send the dog home.
Dogged by
Rodney accidentally ends up with a dog. Unfortunately, Atlantis isn't exactly pet friendly.
Don't Ask by
Sequel: Show...Don't Tell
Not that he didn't want to do this, he'd just always thought he'd make his move when the time was right. But with someone else interested... John knew the time was right, now.
Dr. McKay Makes Girls Go Wild by
He's not even smug about it; he doesn't brag.
Election Day by
"You know what-- if you don't vote, then forget it, I'm never having sex with you."
Enthusiasm vs Experience by
It's never as hot as you think it will be.
Epicureal by
There are a few other things that Rodney won't eat
Evan Lorne's No Good, Very Bad Day by
Part of the Dramatic Exit series.
Familiar by
Newbie wizard Jahn the Shepherd invokes a demon to help them against the Wraith: Merodis-rodnee-mickay.
Fifteen OT4 things by
Three sets of 'Five Things' in 30toseoul's OT4 universe - only available on the Wayback Machine
First Time For Everything by
Part of the Dramatic Exit series.
Five Things Carson and Rodney Share (And Never Thought They Would) by
Flying Blind (or possibly just stupid) by
John’s always dreamed of having wings, and he’s got wing.
For Better or For Worse - a.k.a. The Bunny Boiler Episode by
Forgetful by
John knows he's forgotten something important.
Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis (And One Thing That's Totally True) by
Geeks' Night Out by
Rodney wants to talk about ex-girlfriends but Ronon's more interested in Star Trek.
Genus by WIP
Rodney and Jeanie are genies. In bottles. Link is to part 6; links to other parts are on the page.
Get A Grip by
Rodney gets himself into a bind, and Ronon goes the extra mile to help him out of a tough situation.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Ghost Chasers: Exposed! by
An inside interview with the frontman of ParaNet's most popular show.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Growing Pains by
"Sheppard, your plants are attempting to impregnate the Gate controls. I don't want to find little green wormholes skipping down the hallways any time soon."
Happy Tails To You (Until We Meet Again) by
The first thing Woolsey said was, "Is that contagious?"
Head of the Class by
Rodney McKay is a U.C. Berkeley physics professor who absolutely cannot stand the new faculty hire, John Sheppard.
Headline News by
Cam realized that secret make-out spots didn't necessary stay secret for twenty years right about the time his bare ass ended up on the internet.
Here I Am (Come and Take Me) by
One of them bets the other one that they can't go a whole day without kissing them
Hero Worship by
John Sheppard has a crush on his second in command. It's mutual, but Ford keeps his feet on the ground and Sheppard's head in the clouds.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Hey by
Rodney hated being ignored and he knows that's exactly what's going to happen for the next week.
Highly Classified and Very Hush Hush by
Three naked Marines end up in NCIS headquarters. Sequel: Strictly on a Need to Know Basis
Holy Seed by
Having to watch two of her superior officers jerk each other off as a fertility ritual was definitely the most surreal experience of her career.
Home Improvement by
“Quit moping and let me show you the joys of power tools.”
How Much For the Little Girl? by
Rodney accidentally sells John into slavery.
How There Was A Giant Conspiracy To Kidnap Rodney And Possibly Even Torture Him by
John Sheppard needs to prove his innocence. Unfortunately, he ends up with Rodney McKay in his stolen car. In 4 parts: Part 2; Part 3; Part 4
How Zelenka's Crush on Weir Made For Strange Events Between Rodney and John by
Rodney tries to share his new wealth of porn, which leads to all kinds of discussion and eventual experiments with John.
I Am Kirk, Deal With It! by
John is tired of Rodney's "Kirk!" references and decides to deal with it.
I Am The Weapon by
Short John/Ronon centric episode tags for all SGA episodes starting with "Runner".
If I'm A Loser Or Just Unlucky (It Takes Effort To Be This Unlucky Remix) by
Remix of It Takes Effort To Be This Unlucky.
In Hollywood by
So, uh, ladycat777 suggested the idea of a SGA/Jossverse crack fusion in which John is showing Ronon L.A. and they come across vamps being staked. It...didn't work out like that. I mean--yeah, it kinda did. But there's limited crack. Also, not much Jossverse. *hands*
Indoor Fireworks by
"Look, we're going to be dysfunctional anyway, can't we -- be dysfunctional with the sex?"
Intuition by
John is watching Rodney; it makes him uncomfortable.
It's Catchy by
It wasn't quite singing in the rain. It was something else entirely.
It's The Hair by
Carson proves to be more insightful than John suspected.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
I’ll See It Through (The Texas Two-Step Mix) by
"You really can get anything online these days," Rodney thought as he finished the form on MatchYourType.com. Any special requests? was the last item. "English speaker willing to relocate to Romania."
John/Teal'c comment fic by
John, Teal'c and a cultural misunderstanding.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Joyful, Joyful by
"Tell him, McKay, before you both get too old to get it up."
Julianna by
Series of fics related to John and Rodney's daughter Julianna.
Keep On Rollin' by
Cam decides that a road trip is just what John needs to get out of his funk.
Kiss by
There's this one time when Rodney and John are waiting in the jumper and the urge to kiss John eats away at Rodney.
Knot that Kind of Sheppard by
Jeannie was going to have to rethink the 'two grown men can manage one little girl for three or four hours' hypothesis.
Life Gives You Lemons by
John's team (and the rest of Atlantis) have their own opinions about the Lemon Incident.
Local Past Times by
"We came to the mainland so you guys could 'experience the Athosian culture'. Well, this is part of it."
Long Time Gone by
John throws Ronon a summer solstice celebration.
Low-Slung, Surfer Boy by
John's hipbones. In a bathing suit. 'nuff said.
Maddie vs the Mall by
Uncle Rodney takes Madison shopping for shoes.
Measure of a Man by
Cam and Lorne commits a survey throughout the multiverse.
Lists: Sheppard/Lorne thematic fic index, Sheppard/Mitchell thematic fic index
Might as Well Live by
John was sure he was going to be re-assigned elsewhere...
Mistranslated From The Czech by
John gets Czech lessons. Rodney gets irritated.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Muppet Christmas by
It was team night two days before Christmas and things weren’t working out quite like John had planned.
My Dignity's Come Undone by
John's body may be sixteen again, but he's still himself and he still wants kinky sex with Rodney.
My Other Car's A Puddlescooter by
The one where John acts like a 14 year old girl and quotes PeeWee Herman.
Necessary Precautions by
Written for the prompt: Cam/John, clandestine.
No Good Deed by
Rodney makes a plan and waiting is the hard part.
Normalcy by
A continuation, of sorts, of Rodney's Emo Cat -- read that one first.
Not Like I Ever by
"I'm forty-four years old," John grits out, "and I can still move my entire life in a duffel bag."
Not for Lack of Trying by
"The Genii probably figured it out before you did."
Obvious by
Because, honestly, "Sheppard is gay" scored somewhere between Boyle's Law and special relativity in the "things that are bogglingly obvious once you discover them" category.
On Loving a Geek (A Non-Traditional Romance) by
John wants Rodney, but Rodney is happy with Zelenka. With John turned into a woman, will Lorne help him forget about Rodney?
On the Bright Side by
"Oh, come on, Parrish. I'm not stupid enough to touch the weird alien plant life again."
On the Bunny Trail by
Bunny herding. Fluffy bunny herding. Manly fluffy bunny herding.
On the Proper and Traditional Use of Ferris Wheels by
Going to the fair is Jeannie's idea.
One Condition by
"Don't tell me I have to hire a male stripper for the bachelor party. There are some things I won't do, even for Colonel John Sheppard."
Peril by
John and Evan are trapped in a room with electrified walls that are closing in on them. It's just another day in the Pegasus galaxy.
Ph.D. Balanced by
Will Rodney get to tell John how he really feels before they're separated forever? (???!)
Picture in a Picture Show by
John and Cam take some time off to attend the annual Mitchell Family Picture Show.
Plugged by
John's grin faltered for a moment and he blushed. "Cleaning gutters?"
Puppetry of the Person by
Sometimes, John and Rodney can be dicks
Rash by
John's got a rash . . . wonder where that come from?
Rejected Mission Report by
Part of the Discontinuity Series.
Resignation by
Just when you think you’ve managed to figure shit out -- that’s exactly when you run into a civilization of garden gnomes.
Rumour Mill by
He was as deep as he could get inside his XO when Lorne suddenly said, "You know, everybody thinks you're fucking Rodney."
SGA Academic AU Snippet by
"You look suspiciously happy for a man who's supposed to have spent the afternoon writing an exam," John commented.
SGA Drabbles - Chapter 6 by
Ronon's bored, and John has an unconventional solution to that problem.
Say Hello! by
Elementary!verse. Timeline and links to more in the 'verse
Seen to be Believed and Experienced to Understand by
Lt Simon Plought is an upstanding soldier, and finally gets approval to transfer out to Atlantis. Only, it's not quite what he was expecting...
Serious Ink Job by
Lorne writes a report about a mission he'd prefer to forget.
Sholdn't by
John and Rodney make up for lost time in a porny way.
Shore Leave by
Rodney makes a very good point about swimming.
Short and Stout by
I was the best goddamned little teapot in the history of teapots, and everyone loved me!
Sing a rainbow by
OT4 universe (Only available on the Wayback Machine)
Skirting the Issue by
Prequel: It Stops Being Funny at Skirts (by svmadelyn). Sequel: Skirting the Issue (Epilogue).
Skirting the Issue (Epilogue) by
Sequel to Skirting the Issue.
Sneak! by
John Sheppard is a sneak " a world-class sneaky, sneaking, sneakiest sneaky thing.
Steady State by
Things that can be found in the apartment of M. Rodney McKay Ph.D. Ph.D. Remix of Catalysis for Dummies
Steal the Thunder From the Sky by
Sequel to The Towers On The Heights Reach To Heav'n's Own Blue.
Stealing It Back by
That was John’s pout damnit. When had Rodney taken his pout?
Sticky Situation by
Some discoveries can be particularly sweet.
Surprise, Surprise by
John finds a novel way to shut up Rodney.
Surrender By Conquest by WIP
Links to all chapters: HERE (not linked within story).
Symbolism by
Cam didn't just read *SG1's* old mission reports...
Ten Days To Atlantis by
If John got his way, Ronon would never be allowed to visit Earth on his own again.
That Time on P3X-999. by
While Atlantis is parked on Earth, John gets assigned to SG-1 for a few missions. On this particular mission Mitchell takes him on a detour through the woods. They compare Pegasus and the Milky Way and get caught in a torrential downpour.
That special time of year by
Just a little Christmas mishap.
The .hrngo Files by
Ancient devices and Harlequin romances do not mix well.
The Computer is Your Friend by
Part of the Dramatic Exit series.
The Courtship of Colonel Sheppard, or, The One With the X-Wing by
McKay builds Sheppard an X-Wing. Sheppard swoons, in his own very Sheppardy way.
The First Circle by
Rodney suffers through a library orientation. Until he meets John.
The Hanging Gardens by
In which Richard is kind of evil and John squirms.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
The Hunt by
Prequel to Cam's Guide to Sweet Seduction. Cam moves in for the kill.
The Kirk Factor by
Rodney is tired of everyone wanting sex with John.
The Meaning of Unlocked Doors by
Late night rovings and unlocked doors ensue...
The Morning After by
John and Aiden talk the morning after their first night together.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
The Other End of the Line by
John Sheppard, Cameron Mitchell, and phone sex.
The Sacred Lerq of Keldra by
"I'm dressed in the Ceremonial Fur of the Sacred Lerq."
The Sexy Nerd and the Rocket Jockey by
AU where John is a scientist, Cam is still a flyboy. They meet in a gay bar - John just wanted sex, but Cam wants a boyfriend. Cameo appearances by several other characters. Lots of eye rolling.
The Upside of Having Wraith DNA by
The One with Tentacle Sex!
The Vagabond Prince by
Fairy tale AU based on the story usually known as "Donkeyskin", modeled on the "Sapsorrow" retelling from Jim Henson's The Storyteller.
The Value of Cheetos by
"I'm saying not every detail has to hit the reports. This falls under trust ceremonies."
The Walls of Atlantis by
Everyone on Atlantis know that John Sheppard is completely oblivious to anything that even resembles a come-on.
The gauntlet casually chucked by
Once the decision was made -- whammo, and afterward, John wondered what he'd been so worried about.
There's A Spider On The Floor... by
"Spiders. Big fat ugly most likely poisonous spiders that I will not sleep in the same room with under any circumstances."
These Childish Things by
Watching Rodney's eye twitch as he tried to keep his temper and decipher Torren's weirdly logical but truly baffling requests was a joy. Followed by: Deep are the thoughts of a Child
Three (or so) Wishes by
"But I don’t get the goddam harem pants and sequined bolero get up, that’s just…"
Three Days by
John proposes out of the blue; he's been planning it for ages and just...forgot to talk to the man he loves. Ronon: zero surprise but some surprising conditions before he accepts.
Together by
They hadn't noticed they were together until someone else asked them how long they'd been a couple.
Torren Land by
"Torren Land has grasshoppers," Torren says as if that settles everything, and Rodney supposes it sort of does. "For hopping grasses."
Toy Drums & Soldiers by
The Atlantis expedition exchanges Christmas gifts, banter, and inside jokes.
Trick or Treat by
Jack has plans for Halloween, but John doesn't cooperate.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Two Left Feet by
Domesticity on Atlantis: it's not all bigger beds and sparkly curtains.
Two Ships that Go Bump in the Night by
Someone goes a little stir crazy on Christmas Eve.
Two and Two by
"One genius isn't enough for you, so you've got to hit on mine?!" Hints to Lorne/McKay and Lorne/Radek
Unexpected Discovery by
Part of the Discontinuity Series.
Unfinished Untitled SGA Kitten AU by
They're all kittens in a shelter... Marked unfinished but stands alone.
Universe in a Box by
"I told you I didn’t want to do the birthday thing. What is...?"
Untitled (mahoni) by
Written before "Outcast". Tag to Nuclear Family (gen).
War of the Roses by
Rodney needs a new room, John's is convenient.
Waylaid at Midway by
What can you do with too small condoms?
Ways of Knowing by
5 ways they knew followed by Everybody Knows
What Has The IOA Ever Done For Us? by
Also implied Jack/Daniel, Mitchell/Teal'c & Sam/Vala.
What It's All About by
Aliens made them do it. No, not that. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What Kind of Voodoo Do They Teach in Medical School? by
Whatever was going on with Keller was getting weird, too weird for John’s tastes.
Wormhole X-Treme! Journey to the Lost City by
A screener of "Wormhole X-Treme! Journey to the Lost City" finds its way to the Atlantis servers and Rodney is not a happy camper.
Worth It by
There are times John dreams about Rodney's mouth, about what it would feel like to kiss him.
Wraith No More by
John realizes that he has a crazy space pirate girlfriend and a creepy Wraith boyfriend.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Yes, I Can by
The trip didn't start out weird. The whole thing was very innocent and honestly rather boring. Until John started humming
Zombie Movie by
Sometimes his life was like living in a horror flick.
c/o Doctor Rodney McKay by
A late-night delivery causes Rodney to go postal on John...'s ass.
http://community.livejournal.com/comment_fic/84653.html?thread=22610605#t22610605 by
John Sheppard has a deep, dark secret.
kink meme fill: John/Ronon, genderfuck by
Ronon is temporarily turned into a woman. He decides to make the most of the experience.
