McKay/Sheppard thematic fic index >> Humour
(when one thing leads to another) Follow Along by
Sheppard is wholly to blame. Again.
10 Reasons Why Everyone Thinks They're Gay For Each Other by
What the title says...
A Muppet Fetish isn't a sign of Good Moral Character by
This is crackfic in episode form. Do not eat or drink while reading.
A Perfect Match by
Looking up, John noticed the fake mistletoe -- now glowing a cheerful, radiant red -- at the same time Rodney did.
A Pointless Story by
Sexy, sweaty John is one of Rodney's favorite things.
A paradox is not a contradiction: three oxymorons Rodney McKay learnt to live with by
John/Rodney, oxymoron, kindness, and ivory
Accidental Vampire by
Aliens made John a vampire. John did the rest on his own.
Accidents Happen by
Almost made it to when, oh fuck, he realized he'd just kissed John Sheppard.
Aliens Made Them Fuck It Up by
Bad sex, cultural misunderstandings, devious aliens, and John and Rodney. Made for each other.
April 1st in the City of the Ancients by
Rodney isn’t falling for this.
Ardhanarishvara by
"Tell me, Colonel, did you take a look around and think, hey, it's the Planet of Sex Changes?"
Atlantis Summer Camp by WIP
Atlantis is a summer camp and Rodney gets talked into being a counselor. Part 2
Attack of the Electrified Zaaga Beast by
John will never reveal his source.
Bad Hair Day by
Rodney never even noticed Sheppard's hair until it was already some kind of bizarre running joke on Atlantis. He certainly never thought he'd care if it changed.
Breakage by
In Rodney's fantasies, it's always John in control and taking charge, gripping him tight and kissing him breathless.
Buff In The Bluff by
The things they are willing to do to make new friends...
Off-world mission, humour, nudity.
Caught in the Gravitational Pull of Onderon. by
Rodney is sure of only two things when Jeannie decides to come back to Atlantis for a short research project: the city is not big enough for both of them and he's grateful for his accrued vacation time.
Causality by
Rodney ogles the chieftan's daughter's rear and gets them into trouble.
Coming Out Sideways by
"Let me clarify. What’s in it for me that I’m not already getting?"
Concussions from Butterflies by
It’s shocking and remarkable how easily John says "I love you" when they start messing around.
Counterpoint by
Rodney writes and conducts symphonies and needs someone to manage the other parts of his life. Other stories in the series: Cadence; Continuo; Caesura
Cultural Exchange by
"What does he think we are, Fine Arts majors?" Rodney grumbled.
DADT, Timing and Muffins by
DADT's been repealed but nothing's changed. Yet.
DNA or Die by
"You activated the medical database collection apparatus. Now it wants your DNA," Rodney reports.
Dark Places, Deep Water, Crowds, and Ducks. by
Rodney was sure he'd never seen the stranger before, he'd remember that smile. And the hair.
Denial and Discovery by
A ritual interrogation on a friendly planet.
Dog Day Afternoon by
He hated to think about it, but maybe he should send the dog home.
Dogged by
Rodney accidentally ends up with a dog. Unfortunately, Atlantis isn't exactly pet friendly.
Don't Ask by
Sequel: Show...Don't Tell
Not that he didn't want to do this, he'd just always thought he'd make his move when the time was right. But with someone else interested... John knew the time was right, now.
Dr. McKay Makes Girls Go Wild by
He's not even smug about it; he doesn't brag.
Election Day by
"You know what-- if you don't vote, then forget it, I'm never having sex with you."
Enthusiasm vs Experience by
It's never as hot as you think it will be.
Familiar by
Newbie wizard Jahn the Shepherd invokes a demon to help them against the Wraith: Merodis-rodnee-mickay.
Flying Blind (or possibly just stupid) by
John’s always dreamed of having wings, and he’s got wing.
Geeks' Night Out by
Rodney wants to talk about ex-girlfriends but Ronon's more interested in Star Trek.
Genus by WIP
Rodney and Jeanie are genies. In bottles. Link is to part 6; links to other parts are on the page.
Growing Pains by
"Sheppard, your plants are attempting to impregnate the Gate controls. I don't want to find little green wormholes skipping down the hallways any time soon."
Happy Tails To You (Until We Meet Again) by
The first thing Woolsey said was, "Is that contagious?"
Head of the Class by
Rodney McKay is a U.C. Berkeley physics professor who absolutely cannot stand the new faculty hire, John Sheppard.
Here I Am (Come and Take Me) by
One of them bets the other one that they can't go a whole day without kissing them
Highly Classified and Very Hush Hush by
Three naked Marines end up in NCIS headquarters. Sequel: Strictly on a Need to Know Basis
Home Improvement by
“Quit moping and let me show you the joys of power tools.”
How Much For the Little Girl? by
Rodney accidentally sells John into slavery.
How There Was A Giant Conspiracy To Kidnap Rodney And Possibly Even Torture Him by
John Sheppard needs to prove his innocence. Unfortunately, he ends up with Rodney McKay in his stolen car. In 4 parts: Part 2; Part 3; Part 4
How Zelenka's Crush on Weir Made For Strange Events Between Rodney and John by
Rodney tries to share his new wealth of porn, which leads to all kinds of discussion and eventual experiments with John.
I Am Kirk, Deal With It! by
John is tired of Rodney's "Kirk!" references and decides to deal with it.
Indoor Fireworks by
"Look, we're going to be dysfunctional anyway, can't we -- be dysfunctional with the sex?"
Intuition by
John is watching Rodney; it makes him uncomfortable.
I’ll See It Through (The Texas Two-Step Mix) by
"You really can get anything online these days," Rodney thought as he finished the form on MatchYourType.com. Any special requests? was the last item. "English speaker willing to relocate to Romania."
Joyful, Joyful by
"Tell him, McKay, before you both get too old to get it up."
Julianna by
Series of fics related to John and Rodney's daughter Julianna.
Kiss by
There's this one time when Rodney and John are waiting in the jumper and the urge to kiss John eats away at Rodney.
Knot that Kind of Sheppard by
Jeannie was going to have to rethink the 'two grown men can manage one little girl for three or four hours' hypothesis.
Life Gives You Lemons by
John's team (and the rest of Atlantis) have their own opinions about the Lemon Incident.
Low-Slung, Surfer Boy by
John's hipbones. In a bathing suit. 'nuff said.
Maddie vs the Mall by
Uncle Rodney takes Madison shopping for shoes.
Might as Well Live by
John was sure he was going to be re-assigned elsewhere...
Muppet Christmas by
It was team night two days before Christmas and things weren’t working out quite like John had planned.
My Dignity's Come Undone by
John's body may be sixteen again, but he's still himself and he still wants kinky sex with Rodney.
My Other Car's A Puddlescooter by
The one where John acts like a 14 year old girl and quotes PeeWee Herman.
No Good Deed by
Rodney makes a plan and waiting is the hard part.
Normalcy by
A continuation, of sorts, of Rodney's Emo Cat -- read that one first.
Not Like I Ever by
"I'm forty-four years old," John grits out, "and I can still move my entire life in a duffel bag."
Not for Lack of Trying by
"The Genii probably figured it out before you did."
Obvious by
Because, honestly, "Sheppard is gay" scored somewhere between Boyle's Law and special relativity in the "things that are bogglingly obvious once you discover them" category.
On the Bunny Trail by
Bunny herding. Fluffy bunny herding. Manly fluffy bunny herding.
On the Proper and Traditional Use of Ferris Wheels by
Going to the fair is Jeannie's idea.
Ph.D. Balanced by
Will Rodney get to tell John how he really feels before they're separated forever? (???!)
Plugged by
John's grin faltered for a moment and he blushed. "Cleaning gutters?"
Puppetry of the Person by
Sometimes, John and Rodney can be dicks
Resignation by
Just when you think you’ve managed to figure shit out -- that’s exactly when you run into a civilization of garden gnomes.
SGA Academic AU Snippet by
"You look suspiciously happy for a man who's supposed to have spent the afternoon writing an exam," John commented.
Say Hello! by
Elementary!verse. Timeline and links to more in the 'verse
Seen to be Believed and Experienced to Understand by
Lt Simon Plought is an upstanding soldier, and finally gets approval to transfer out to Atlantis. Only, it's not quite what he was expecting...
Sholdn't by
John and Rodney make up for lost time in a porny way.
Short and Stout by
I was the best goddamned little teapot in the history of teapots, and everyone loved me!
Sneak! by
John Sheppard is a sneak " a world-class sneaky, sneaking, sneakiest sneaky thing.
Steady State by
Things that can be found in the apartment of M. Rodney McKay Ph.D. Ph.D. Remix of Catalysis for Dummies
Stealing It Back by
That was John’s pout damnit. When had Rodney taken his pout?
The .hrngo Files by
Ancient devices and Harlequin romances do not mix well.
The Courtship of Colonel Sheppard, or, The One With the X-Wing by
McKay builds Sheppard an X-Wing. Sheppard swoons, in his own very Sheppardy way.
The First Circle by
Rodney suffers through a library orientation. Until he meets John.
The Kirk Factor by
Rodney is tired of everyone wanting sex with John.
The Meaning of Unlocked Doors by
Late night rovings and unlocked doors ensue...
The Sacred Lerq of Keldra by
"I'm dressed in the Ceremonial Fur of the Sacred Lerq."
The Vagabond Prince by
Fairy tale AU based on the story usually known as "Donkeyskin", modeled on the "Sapsorrow" retelling from Jim Henson's The Storyteller.
The Value of Cheetos by
"I'm saying not every detail has to hit the reports. This falls under trust ceremonies."
The gauntlet casually chucked by
Once the decision was made -- whammo, and afterward, John wondered what he'd been so worried about.
There's A Spider On The Floor... by
"Spiders. Big fat ugly most likely poisonous spiders that I will not sleep in the same room with under any circumstances."
These Childish Things by
Watching Rodney's eye twitch as he tried to keep his temper and decipher Torren's weirdly logical but truly baffling requests was a joy. Followed by: Deep are the thoughts of a Child
Three (or so) Wishes by
"But I don’t get the goddam harem pants and sequined bolero get up, that’s just…"
Together by
They hadn't noticed they were together until someone else asked them how long they'd been a couple.
Torren Land by
"Torren Land has grasshoppers," Torren says as if that settles everything, and Rodney supposes it sort of does. "For hopping grasses."
Toy Drums & Soldiers by
The Atlantis expedition exchanges Christmas gifts, banter, and inside jokes.
Two Left Feet by
Domesticity on Atlantis: it's not all bigger beds and sparkly curtains.
Two Ships that Go Bump in the Night by
Someone goes a little stir crazy on Christmas Eve.
Two and Two by
"One genius isn't enough for you, so you've got to hit on mine?!" Hints to Lorne/McKay and Lorne/Radek
Unfinished Untitled SGA Kitten AU by
They're all kittens in a shelter... Marked unfinished but stands alone.
Universe in a Box by
"I told you I didn’t want to do the birthday thing. What is...?"
War of the Roses by
Rodney needs a new room, John's is convenient.
What Has The IOA Ever Done For Us? by
Also implied Jack/Daniel, Mitchell/Teal'c & Sam/Vala.
What It's All About by
Aliens made them do it. No, not that. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What Kind of Voodoo Do They Teach in Medical School? by
Whatever was going on with Keller was getting weird, too weird for John’s tastes.
Wormhole X-Treme! Journey to the Lost City by
A screener of "Wormhole X-Treme! Journey to the Lost City" finds its way to the Atlantis servers and Rodney is not a happy camper.
Worth It by
There are times John dreams about Rodney's mouth, about what it would feel like to kiss him.
Yes, I Can by
The trip didn't start out weird. The whole thing was very innocent and honestly rather boring. Until John started humming
Zombie Movie by
Sometimes his life was like living in a horror flick.
c/o Doctor Rodney McKay by
A late-night delivery causes Rodney to go postal on John...'s ass.
