Author: Leanne

Five headlines which Rodney McKay wishes to assure you have absolutely nothing to do with Ronon Dex and John Sheppard having sex. by Leanne

Ronon's a star NBA player and John's the hustler he picks up in a club one night. Ronon's agent, Rodney, throws a fit and insists that Ronon date pop star Teyla because "basketball isn't ice skating and anyway America really doesn't like queer sports stars." Wacky hijinks ensue when Rodney falls for Teyla, and Ronon and John prove to be terrible at being discreet.

Lists: Sheppard/Dex thematic fic index

• Category: AU, AU (Contemporary Setting)
• Main Pairing: Sheppard/Dex
• Character: Rodney's POV
• Relationship: Secret Lovers
• Secondary Pairing: Secondary: Other
• Rating: PG-13

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