McKay/Sheppard thematic fic index >> Crack!fic
But Where Would They Live by
Sequel: The Dreams That You Dare to Dream. Rodney is a unicorn, John is a rainbow, Teyla is a dolphin & Ronon is a a warm spring breeze.
Canning by
"I thought it was a typo," he finally replied, nonplussed. "I just assumed that you were asking for, um, something else." -- and the related comment fic from Auburnnothenna Pea Porn
Catalysis for Dummies (Which Dr. Rodney Most Certainly Is Not) by
Boots and the transitive property of rediculousness... Part of RunPunkRun's Dr. Rodney's Science Corner (Scroll down the page to #4)
Fairly Stupid Tale by
No fairy tales were abused in the creation of this fic. ::snorfle::
Fairy? by
"You get one wish, one, and it can’t be for more wishes so don’t try to be smart."
Growing Pains by
"Sheppard, your plants are attempting to impregnate the Gate controls. I don't want to find little green wormholes skipping down the hallways any time soon."
Once Upon a (Prescription) Mattress by
How Prince Rodney, who was surrounded by pea-brains (seriously, I don't think there's enough room in all the infinite possible universes for you people to be any more wrong if you tried with both hands for a week) found his (pretty, pretty, psycho-killer) princess (maybe).
Ph.D. Balanced by
Will Rodney get to tell John how he really feels before they're separated forever? (???!)
Puppetry of the Person by
Sometimes, John and Rodney can be dicks
Resignation by
Just when you think you’ve managed to figure shit out -- that’s exactly when you run into a civilization of garden gnomes.
Scratch the Itch by
John's not quite sure what he wants and eventually figures it out.
Soap by
One morning Rodney woke up to find he was a huge cluster of soap bubbles.
The Pasty Loner and the Sparkly, Super Hot, Really Old Guy: Love at First Sniff by
Fusion with Twilight; Rodney is Bella, John is Edward.
Two Lines, No Waiting by
Aliens make them do it. Kinda. Well, not really.
Why Rodney Should Stop Recommending Planets the Ancients Struck from their Database, or, The One with Tentacle Hentai by
There was a reason the Ancient's flagged this planet in the database. Sequel ficlet: In his room at night, alone
Woot Canow by
"You had root canal? You can't have a root canal, you have the briefing this afternoon!"
Yes, I Can by
The trip didn't start out weird. The whole thing was very innocent and honestly rather boring. Until John started humming
