Tag: Crack!fic
(Still) In Hollywood by
Sequel to In Hollywood. When the request comes in it specifically asks for Sheppard or Ronon. It makes sense for Ronon to go.
Anniversary Blues by
(PG) Anniversary. Radek gets turned into a penguin.
Because we all know how well this worked out on Caprica by
“Okay, let’s get this straight,” Rodney says, clapping his hands together and staring hard at John. “Your name is John Sheppard and you’re a twenty year old exchange student from a nudist colony in Siberia.”
But Where Would They Live by
Sequel: The Dreams That You Dare to Dream. Rodney is a unicorn, John is a rainbow, Teyla is a dolphin & Ronon is a a warm spring breeze.
Canning by
"I thought it was a typo," he finally replied, nonplussed. "I just assumed that you were asking for, um, something else." -- and the related comment fic from Auburnnothenna Pea Porn
Catalysis for Dummies (Which Dr. Rodney Most Certainly Is Not) by
Boots and the transitive property of rediculousness... Part of RunPunkRun's Dr. Rodney's Science Corner (Scroll down the page to #4)
Comment fic - Star Trek XI by
John and Spock are old... friends.
Crawling Towards Eternity by
An entirely cliché fic about John’s dad being a mafia boss and Cam falling for John and then breaking up with him and then buying him a pony. Or something like that.
Crazy Uncle by
When Cam returned from the de-Ba'aling ceremony, he did the following things: got a standard post-mission checkup, changed into his civvies, made a hasty exit from the mountain before Landry could drop any paperwork on him, picked up a pizza, and got home to find his Crazy Great Uncle John had broken in and was on his couch watching the Food Network.
Devil's in the Details by
The Pegasus Galaxy is a strange and dangerous place, with strange rituals and customs that must be navigated with caution.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Fairly Stupid Tale by
No fairy tales were abused in the creation of this fic. ::snorfle::
Fairy? by
"You get one wish, one, and it can’t be for more wishes so don’t try to be smart."
Fascinating by
When John Sheppard and Sherlock Holmes go back to Sherlock's apartment one night, the result isn't something either of them expected.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
For Better or For Worse - a.k.a. The Bunny Boiler Episode by
Growing Pains by
"Sheppard, your plants are attempting to impregnate the Gate controls. I don't want to find little green wormholes skipping down the hallways any time soon."
In Hollywood by
So, uh, ladycat777 suggested the idea of a SGA/Jossverse crack fusion in which John is showing Ronon L.A. and they come across vamps being staked. It...didn't work out like that. I mean--yeah, it kinda did. But there's limited crack. Also, not much Jossverse. *hands*
Measure of a Man by
Cam and Lorne commits a survey throughout the multiverse.
Lists: Sheppard/Lorne thematic fic index, Sheppard/Mitchell thematic fic index
Multiplication by
A few extra Lornes running around will come in handy for... paperwork.
On Loving a Geek (A Non-Traditional Romance) by
John wants Rodney, but Rodney is happy with Zelenka. With John turned into a woman, will Lorne help him forget about Rodney?
On the Bright Side by
"Oh, come on, Parrish. I'm not stupid enough to touch the weird alien plant life again."
Once Upon a (Prescription) Mattress by
How Prince Rodney, who was surrounded by pea-brains (seriously, I don't think there's enough room in all the infinite possible universes for you people to be any more wrong if you tried with both hands for a week) found his (pretty, pretty, psycho-killer) princess (maybe).
Ph.D. Balanced by
Will Rodney get to tell John how he really feels before they're separated forever? (???!)
Puppetry of the Person by
Sometimes, John and Rodney can be dicks
Puppy Pile by
Lorne and Parrish are turned into puppies, and John and Cam finds that being dog-sitters isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Resignation by
Just when you think you’ve managed to figure shit out -- that’s exactly when you run into a civilization of garden gnomes.
Scratch the Itch by
John's not quite sure what he wants and eventually figures it out.
Soap by
One morning Rodney woke up to find he was a huge cluster of soap bubbles.
Space Cowboy (Or Something Similar) by
John Sheppard needs to listen to more than one musician. Crossover with Glee (John/Kurt).
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
The Pasty Loner and the Sparkly, Super Hot, Really Old Guy: Love at First Sniff by
Fusion with Twilight; Rodney is Bella, John is Edward.
They Say Travel Is Broadening by
When the door chimed, John didn't bother to check who it was before letting them in. On second thought, he probably should have. John/Captain Jack
Lists: Rare pairings slash index
Two Lines, No Waiting by
Aliens make them do it. Kinda. Well, not really.
Why Rodney Should Stop Recommending Planets the Ancients Struck from their Database, or, The One with Tentacle Hentai by
There was a reason the Ancient's flagged this planet in the database. Sequel ficlet: In his room at night, alone
Woot Canow by
"You had root canal? You can't have a root canal, you have the briefing this afternoon!"
Yes, I Can by
The trip didn't start out weird. The whole thing was very innocent and honestly rather boring. Until John started humming
