Tag: Clueless
(when one thing leads to another) Follow Along by
Sheppard is wholly to blame. Again.
A Fine Romance by
If Katy Brown and Jennifer Keller do ever sit down to braid each other's hair and swap Life Lessons, they'll agree that Rodney is, on the whole, a bad boyfriend.
A Not So Modest Proposal by
"I'm pretty much left with you as the only reasonable person to assume the mantle of protecting my mind in perpetuity. So we should get married before I'm speared to death by some alien with rudimentary weapons and statistically improbable aim."
Abandon ‘ship by
Rodney decides that leaving would be the best thing for everyone
Aliens Made Them Do It by url needed)
(Anchor Me by
It's finally hamburgers, of all things, that prompt some honesty out of them.
Bad Hair Day by
Rodney never even noticed Sheppard's hair until it was already some kind of bizarre running joke on Atlantis. He certainly never thought he'd care if it changed.
Basement cat has infiltrated heaven by
There was an unkempt, fluffy, obnoxious black cat in Atlantis.
Beware of Wraith Bearing Gifts by
In which John is clueless, Todd is confused, and everyone else is both amused and bemused at the same time.
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Breaking the Mold by
This wasn’t like he’d simply been turned into a girl. That might be a little cool, for a while. But just knowing this body wasn’t his, that it had an original owner, one that would be getting it back, made him nervous about how he treated this body.
Clarity by
"You needed me." It's probably one of the most honest statements John has ever said.
Coping with John by
Rodney's not attracted to John. Oh, no, not at all.
Courtship by
"Somehow, I'm not sure that our diplomatic efforts should include the Magical Mystery Tour," Rodney said.
Cultural Exchange by
"What does he think we are, Fine Arts majors?" Rodney grumbled.
Deluded Effort by
Cam put all this effort into wooing John, too bad no one told him that John Sheppard was head over heels for him already.
Feels Like Sunshine by
Rodney has always liked John's hands.
Glass Houses by
Rodney looked back and forth between John and the man on the doorstep. A slow sinking feeling started in the pit of his stomach as he began to realize why the ears had seemed familiar. And the hair, now that he thought about it.
Got My Signals Crossed by
"Since when are relationships about obeying, Sheppard," Rodney argues. "And . . . wait, what?"
His Bodyguard (series) by WIP
AU where John (and Ronon and Teyla) are bodyguards for one Dr. Rodney McKay. Link is to series page.
Interstitial by
Rodney has always lived in the spaces between.
Intuition by
John is watching Rodney; it makes him uncomfortable.
I’ll See It Through (The Texas Two-Step Mix) by
"You really can get anything online these days," Rodney thought as he finished the form on MatchYourType.com. Any special requests? was the last item. "English speaker willing to relocate to Romania."
Kiss Me. Arthur by
It had always been Elizabeth Weir's dream to produce a revival of Camelot on Broadway. She finally had the chance to do so and had cast Rodney McKay " primarily an opera singer but also currently down on his luck " as Arthur. Two weeks before Opening Night, a serious accident takes out Broadway-favorite Daniel Jackson, who had been cast as Lancelot, and Elizabeth's now desperate for a replacement. Fate intervenes and John Sheppard, mega-star and lead of John Sheppard and Friends pop fame is available. But is there more than fate involved?
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On the Proper and Traditional Use of Ferris Wheels by
Going to the fair is Jeannie's idea.
Options by
"Don't you guys have the slightest awareness of how you are pretty much constantly in each other's orbits?"
Parking Lot by
Sheppard's not exactly happy about being reassigned to SGC, but an encounter in the parking lot makes him think that it might not be so bad after all.
Re:Re: by
Rodney and Jeannie try to iron out a misunderstanding via e-mail.
Rodney McKay and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Size Queen by
Set Fire to Our Bed by
He just wants to get through this weekend without the four of them burning the house down. And without his stepbrotherâ€" ex-stepbrotherâ€" whatever, Rodneyâ€" throwing him off the roof.
Sheppard’s Law of Martyrdom by
Rodney and Jennifer get engaged. The inevitable happens.
The 'Oh' Thing by
It's nice to have a friend to come home to. Until it's more.
The .hrngo Files by
Ancient devices and Harlequin romances do not mix well.
The Courtship of Colonel Sheppard, or, The One With the X-Wing by
McKay builds Sheppard an X-Wing. Sheppard swoons, in his own very Sheppardy way.
The Journey Home: John's Story by
Rodney protests John's discharge after "The Return" by quitting SGC and going back to Earth with him.
Walk the line by
A long walk leads John to a startling revelation
Where to Start Over and How to Begin by
Post-Season 5, Atlantis is stuck on Earth. Teyla realizes she has to create the path to take Atlantis home. With the help of Woolsey, Ronon, John and Rodney, she's widely successful, but somewhere along the way, Rodney and John get a little lost.
White Hats Optional by
Rodney's protective of those he considers family.
Wisdom of Youth by
McKay/Sheppard, Beckett/Ford and unrequited Beckett/McKay.